Dude, please do not anyhow pass the blame to me!

Just now at coffeeshop muthu told me, petesen and xiuxiu that growing population has resulted in less time for the transport operators to carry out inspections and maintenance. Then i also dunno why xiuxiu suddenly took a beer bottle and smash muthu's head and exclaimed "臭小子! 请不要随便推卸责任给我!" ("Dude, please do not anyhow pass the blame to me!")

muthu tells us something funny

recently my fren muthu always say wrong things make us angry so today he try to tell us something positive. he says COE price up becos economy is doing well....u confirm thats the reason anot!? all i can say is erm sounds good but somehow i can't find a reason to smile. from the bottom of my heart i want to tell him... whatever you say loh.

tonight I cry myself to sleep

Today nothing to do so I meet up with my fren muthu to eat a 7 course french dinner. Then during the dinner muthu also dunno why say something so brainless and heartless. He says we must be careful to raise low wages worker salary. I very angry him and raise my voice to ask him if he confirm anot!? I dun care this one french restaurant or french fries restaurant... I say if he very confirm I suggest he bring 10000 low wages workers to a remote island give them one hammer each and repeat his same message again in four different languages. I confirm he will be very careful to raise his voice again.

You believe me anot lots of these low wages workers have no pay increment for the last ten years becos got of heartless people like my fren muthu. They are also human being got feeling one. You think they dunno they are being exploited meh. They also got family got old parents got young children. When they see people can effort to buy things for their family they cannot they will also feel pain in their heart one loh. Most importantly they got LOVE not like you muthu!!!

Muthu if you never spend one day living like them then can you dun talk nonsense please!?

Tonight I decide to cry myself to sleep.

very scary feeling today

This morning wake up like got nothing to do and my fren petesen also dunno go where so i decide to take my car out for a spin. then who knows on the expressway i saw one TP smoking by the roadside and watching us. i have to say smoking is very bad for health but i also have to say the image he gives really makes me scare for a long time.

normally on the road i will give pple national education, like if got pple drive their car very danger i will show them my first finger to remind them safety first. then if got pple yaya drive big car dun give way i will show them my second finger remind them although your car is very long but dun act like you own the road, hahaha.

but today sian-half, all these i also dun dare to do. so i drive home within the speed limit and slowly roll my car into the carpark then close my car door lightly. then i quickly walk back home to drink some warm water. then who knows when i want to call petesen to share my experience i realise damn it i left my hp in the car, totally forget about it! i think to myself sometime if we close one eye to what our employee are doing maybe they can do their job better then we expected. like today, confirm.

National education for bad eggs

today petesen told me singapore got another two more cases of attempt kidnap. now police also say dun play play liao. police tell us to stay calm and take snapshot of the bad eggs.

i think i should also do my part give people some national education here. Number 1, i confirmx1000 in this situation singapore women wouldnt stay calm one. i tell you if you snatch their husband they will be very angry with you, short maybe 1,2 days, long maybe 1,2 months. but if you snatch their babies i confirm they fight with u until they give u die a horrible death. becos we are a community of kind people who love children alot.

today i only have point Number 1 becos this point is damn serious. u dun believe me? u try kidnap me, although i already 35, u see what my mother will do to you. i confirm she rent a leopard tank ramp u down.

please think twice before u do it again.

howcome like that but no alarm please

My friend petesen recently told me two news I hear already I angry until I cry. He told me changi airport want to build T4. Since I like to see aeroplane so this not a bad idea I have to say. But to my shockness they say only foregin architect firm can apply to design T4. Wah piang eh, like that say then SG architect can siam oneside liao. whose decision is this? Come on lah, ang moh company end up maybe also is prc architect. Just like our branded foreign underwear end up also make in china hahaha. anyway local architect dun be discourage, I teach u one good method to get around this restriction. dun wastetime go write letter protest. I suggest u go register another company in batam then u become foreign liao loh hahaha. or learn from muthu prata stall go register u company in british virgin island then enjoy tax free. anyway I really wanna know who is the person who make this decision, want to see his wife and children, see whether they all is make in singapore or foreign country.

SG really no good meh? then howcome recently got people wanna come steal our babies? petesen told me got two cases liao. To these kidnapper I want to tell you please dun do it again becos what you doing is very bad hearted. this is worse than murder! its like killing people whole family! you need money I can recommend u friends to lend u but u must remember to pay them back, they are quite fierce if u forget. But what really angry me is police tell us dun anyhow alarm. you confirm anot? come to your own children I tell u dun alarm how u feel? No alarm, no wonder my fren mas salmat can last time so romantic row boat to malaysia holiday and the two ang moh boys beat our people can still fly home find papa mama. No wonder our neighbor malaysia is now safer than us. duh! btw how is cnb and scdf ex chiefs case coming along?

get real boys

today i go xiuxiu house see movie, finally get to watch 那些年。its a taiwanese movie abt this teenage boy chase gal chase until 30plus end up someone else go marry her. hahaha. I have to say i watch already I got feel abit emo and want to go back teenage years again and chase gal. but confirm i will not be so cmi go chase my classmate, i confirm chase the english teacher, I find her more pretty. Hahaha. No wonder my english also cmi LOL.

Let me encourage young boys who believe this kind of story. this kind of story in real life have is have but not so bitter sweet and wouldn't linger so long one. You all think eat durian meh? From my failed chase gals experiences. If this kind of scenario happened to you, maybe you will emo and cry and drink some beer but ten years later or less you will either

(1) got no more emo abt it or
(2) forget how that gal face look like (those who remember might be amazed howcome your taste so strange last time) or
(3) also forget her name (maybe the mushy small names u might still remember becos its damn disgusting, eg 小蘑菇(little mushroom) ) or
(4) forget why you so emo abt it in the first place.

But if you still emo and remember every single detail after ten years, I suggest why not you stop watching this kind of movie or listen to lovey dovey songs. Get real and get a life please. Bro no one is going to watch your version of 那些年 and admire you they will only ask u go find a real gal.

intellectual joke

yesterday i went out with xiuxiu for supper then she told me that got this kind of atas joke call intellectual joke. its for clever people to enjoy. she says this kind of joke must use brain then can laugh one. nvm, but why she look me down say my standard confirm wouldn't be able to tell intellectual joke. i think to myself... really meh? i thought we just use our mouth to laugh howcome clever people must be different must use brain to laugh one? so i think why not just give it a try. since petesen got study until university and is still on MC so i go test it out on him. here is my intellectual joke.

Q: What is similar between a clarinet and lawsuit?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

i have to say this is really not funny to me at all but to my surprise petesen laugh until his tears splash out loh... i can even see his tears laugh as they fly pass me... such a horror sight i have to say... anyway i confirm petesen has a very big brain.

petesen jumped off the bed

today i very busy but no choice have to go ICU with muthu to visit petesen becos he is still in coma. then when i am there i see him lay there like got nothing to do so i read newspaper let him listen just in case he is still interested to know what is going on around him. so i try to choose some news more relevant to him one, like today newspaper got says no transport fare concessions for poly students and disabled. then who knows after hearing this news petesen suddenly jump off the bed and shouted "HOWCOME LIKE THAT!?"

then muthu also dunno why say he sympathetic these groups of people. my fren muthu just like to talk nonsense, i angry him and i ask him, you confirm you got say this from the bottom of your heart anot!? i told him if confirm not from his heart then dun act like teenage gal like to call people poorthing. anyway all i want to say is no one in our society is disabled unless you design a society that disable them.

petesen in A&E... coma

Got this man thinks his voice is very nice went to record his singing in some lap-sap ktv then upload to youtube. i have to say to him please at least try listening to it yourself first before you upload to youtube or at least put your name down as the singer instead of jay chou. my fren petesen last night got nothing to do go listen youtube, accidentally hear you voice now he is in A&E coma... next month he want to marry xiuxiu u know!

i am going to buy a bungalow house

today i got nothing to do so i bring my car out for a spin. i feeling very happy so in the car i sing jay chou song 'cowboy very busy'. then who knows at traffic light there got one gal laugh me becos she saw me sing until like very emo. so ignorant. all i have to say is she have to catch up with the latest development. she din know why i so happy meh? last night my fren muthu told me now people who can earn $1000 every month can buy one small flat. i din want to say only, during durian season i one DAY can earn $4000+++ already, what is $1000.... later i am going to buy a small bungalow house from my property agent fren. i told him already inside must got one swimming pool link to the sea one then i can invite muthu, petesen and xiuxiu come my house for bbq.

Dogs are man best friends.

Just now i got nothing to do so my friend petesen teach me how to use google to search for pictures. since i am a animal lover so i go use google search for fishs, cats and dogs. after seeing the photos, i have to emphasize that dogs are man best frens. so if u outside angry with other people, i advice you dont anyhow use dogs to describe them because this is very rude to the doggies. dogs cannot talk your language but they also got feeling one. if you ask me how I know? i can tell you here because i am also their best friend. Here is my favorite dog the rottweiler.

today i emo

Today I emo nothing to do so listen to jay chou song and read last night xinmin newspaper. Nowadays I find xinmin news like more accurate somemore got nice photos to see. Then I read got this pervert man go neighbor house rape the maid twice then threw her downstair! Shock anot!? Lucky the gal survive. Guys when gals say no please respect their no ok. This man worse then animal must throw him in dungeon. Talking about animal recently my fren petesen told me got one guy lang-ga one lovely dog, end up the dog die on the road. They say this guy is national bowler he play bowling is very steady. Play bowling steady anot I cannot confirm beocs I dunno who is he but I confirm he drive car is like not very steady hahaha. He say his car only brush the dog. come on loh, although my english is not very good but I still know brush is for teeth, when u lang-ga a dog on the road, in english we call it bang. Correct?

i got one funny dream

Today after lunch nothing to do so i go take a nap. Then i make one funny dream in my sleep. muthu gave me and petesen ticket to go watch a football match. the match like quite exciting got two v strong team. then who knows suddenly got one extra team also turn up. this team like very funny. last time i go watch basket ball match they also there to compete then i go watch street soccer they also there. dunno why they like that, maybe they just like to play sport with people. then during the match the extra team like v fierce, got do slidding tackle also got do bicycle kick. but v sad 90mins they didn't touch the ball even once hahaha. end up the match finish the score is 2:1. xiuxiu recently teach me how to do math, count percentage and ratio. 2:1 means 66.7% to 33.3%. i got count correctly anot?

muthu also got whisper blowing system

Today valentine day nothing to do in the afternoon so i go coffeeshop find muthu for chit chat. this petesen and xiuxiu also dunno go where, few days never see them already. then when i reach the coffeeshop i saw muthu busy drawing some organizaton chart. he told me it is his latest whisper blowing system. i also never hear before what whisper blowing system? so he explain to me say for example if his prata helper found people in his prata shop got improper behavior the helper can whisper to his prata supervisor to take proper action, in this system the supervisor cannot paotoh helper name. i have to say this sound cool, like very logical especially recently so many improper behavior saga. so i ask him then what happen if the helper found muthu got improper behavior. then muthu frown like i so stoopi cannot understand his efficient system, he point to his organization chart and say according to this chart the helper will report to his supervisor and the supervisor will report to him, no hierarchy involve, if not happy can also make small report to his wife. i think to myself, if i am the supevisor i confirm also wouldn't paotoh any names loh, just make sure the helper flip his pratas proper can liao hahaha....

The wind at East Coast Park was too strong this morning

sometime nasty people have their kind and lovely side too

this morning nothing to do so i decide to go out to enjoy some fresh air. So my fren petesen suggest we go tampines open field. he say there quite nice and got fresh air. since my durian also finish selling last night so i agree. Then who knows when we reach the open field we saw 200 Bangladeshi labourers seating there. hosehbo? why at this time of the day when i decide to go there emo?... confirm cannot be they go there for suntan mah... LOL. so we ask them what they doing there. to our horror they told us their employer didn't paid them salary for three month liao so they are there to protest! the towkay also one kind... earn big bucks drive big car still go eat these laboror hardearn money... i hear already i angry until i cry.

this incident make me think about my fren muthu. people always say he is a nasty guy but recently he took a 50% paycut and he increase his prata store helper salary by 5% or maybe 15%. so i think to myself, sometime nasty people have their kind and lovely side too. correct? hahaha

why got people so heartless?

Just now during supper xiuxiu told me got property agent tell her in singapore, nearby elder-care centres hurt resale flat price. got buyer even take advantage of nearby centre serving old folks to negotiate down the property price. wah piang eh! i cant believe got people really go do this kind of thing, so heartless. but i remember last time bishan is a cemetery but property price now went up like crazy. why people dun mind live with ghost but mind live near old people.

i think to myself no one in our society should be despised unless we build a society to despise them. correct? in fact i can tell you old people is a majority in our society almost like 90% becos most of us will grow old one day. feel like want to box someone face today... angry until i cannot sleep.

Too much singlish is not good

This morning xiuxiu told me that i speak too much singlish not too nice. she is right especially after the teochew porridge owner allegation saga, we should be more careful with the singlish word we use so we will not be misunderstood, these old fashion words are 'if, i think, seriously, basically, honestly, actually, MY GUT FEEL TELL ME'

the last one is especially misleading. last time when i work outside got a lot of senior people tell me about their gut feeling... as a new bird it sounds convincing and it makes them look like they are very experience and a-sai.... but most of the time when we singaporean use our gut to feel that means we do not have the actual numbers or facts in our head, we are just guessing, correct? this is make worse when young engineer fresh from uni/poly also learn this singlish and start to use their gut feeling.... becareful with the words we use... not everyone is like HSBC... the world local bank.

this is singapore please respect one another, thank you

my fren muthu is really boliao and no respect for people feeling ... he still want to say the teochew porridge stall owner outside got woman, the stall owner already say if this is rumors then no comment...but this muthu say he used the word "IF" so that means confirm is true liao....this is singapore u know, when a singaporean says 'if this is rumor then no comments', what he means is 'This is rumor so I do not wish to comment further.' i told muthu if he dunno then learn from hsbc loh... the world local bank.

what is more important is i wish muthu can respect people feeling. the stall owner wife already say her hubby outside no woman liao then he keep saying have have have, u toking simi allegation i dun understand i only know this is very hurting to the wife feeling loh, correct? anyway i already advice him to go see a physcotrist doc becos he got pervert mind keep thinking people outside got dirty extramarriage affair.... 很下流 loh.... i think already i also blush.

btw please dun anyhow take people photo when they are talking in private ok? this is very rude.

why you play with my feeling?

today i no mood eat breakfast becos quite emo from the news yesterday. then who knows petesen told me the news yesterday is only rumors. the stall owner where got CCA outside, he din open stall becos he go out bai-nian. gongxi gongxi. young couple CNY go bai-nian sounds very reasonable mah. no meh? howcome nowadays mainstream news anyhow write people one? lucky the stall owner is a good guy, he says if its rumors then no need to comment liao, his wife standing beside him also like that say. i think to myself this is very cool loh. but i tell you if change to someone else like xiuxiu smallgas roommate lily, she confirm sue you until you bank account chiu one.

why u double standard

Just now my fren muthu told me one gossip say the teochew porridge stall owner din open stall for one week liao maybe outside got woman. So I angry him and ask him confirm anot? Howcome last week he told me and petesen dun judge the fireman korkor who can save bukom fire but endup drop his fire extinguisher and pants when he see the sexy IT jiejie then now he double standard jump conclusion the stall owner. This stall owner only din open stall for one week mah then he anyhow say he outside got ECA. Really want to box his face loh.

where is the integrity?

Just now during dinner muthu told me got two bigshots kana investigated by CPIB, wah this news shock me bigtime loh. But muthu say don't pass judgement since no details are given. I think he is right becos newspaper also got write about their hero stories last time and somemore say they are scholars go overseas study one. But I think to myself, then howcome when my poor fren also kana investigated last time the news write full story and show his ugly mugshot. Then somemore never intro us his history like pool and daidi class champion? Bigshots face more impt isit? My fren ip man after he beat the ang moh die say, human is got rich and poor but integrity we are all the same. Well say bro ip.

ordinary can be beautiful too

today petesen and i decide to go photoshooting with our blackberry smartphone. after seeing this photo, i think to myself, this world got a lot of ordinary looking people and places but if we can stop for a moment to appreciate their presence, i have to say they actually can be quite beautiful one. correct?

singaporean where are you rushing to?

Yesterday petesen told me a news I go home I angry until I cry. Got this foolish man go speed at school zone then bang a little boy at traffic light and took his life away from his parents. I think to myself, Singaporean where r u rushing to? I have to say that SG is not say cannot speed but u must choose the right location. For example ecp at fort road there u can try the shear bridge ramp, also aye beside nus there u can showoff to the nus meimei. Don't anyhow blame garmen for bad traffic system man more impt we must be aware of the surrounding and have a caring heart. Correct?

xo sause? why dun you go jump pole dance?

last night muthu try to use prata to explain to me, petesen and xiuxiu a simple logic, this one is really duh loh, he think we no brain meh? need local food to understand simple logic, so insulting. but what confuse us is why he want to fry prata with xo sause? isit becos he prata not nice so need xo sause hahaha. somemore he want to sell it for $10... come on loh he is muthu not vertu dun anyhow take one cheap HP sell $10k can? but he say he can sell $10 becos he sell prata for passion not money... this one really force me box his face, aaron kwok ai ai ai bu wan also not so 肉麻 loh, 使北肉麻loh. so much passion why dont he go jump pole dance that one confirm passion x1000. hahaha.

Our NS boys

Last night petesen show me one sg army movie... can see that our NS boys really suffer man, want to book out see gf liao then suddenly ask them come back fight war... i think their gfs confirm fight war with them first loh, then somemore make them walk with 30kg bag 12km in 100min, without their maid leh hahaha, then worst thing is they give him one tiny rope ask him jump down from helicopter, ah ...long chase money also not so firece loh, actually why cannot wait for the copter to land first... honestly speak i see already also heart pain dun say their parent confirm cry one... last time they baby they so love love them... so i think to myself... even though our NS boys are smelly, their mouth is full of vugalrity and like to see gals up to 3 times their age... they sacrifice to protect us from the imaginery red force is cannot deny one. so guys love our NS boys please.

new biz idea

i want to do one new biz... rent fake ambulance to the pervert mind pple so they can block my fake ambulance and satisfy their pervert desire. just now i went out with petesen for a spin then who know got this pervert mind guy drive alpha romeo go block ambulance dont let it filter to hospital... so i angry him and i chase him. of cos u all know my car can catch up with him so i block him ask him come down i want to give him national education... but this ang moh guy scare come down settle with me... pple say singaporean no civil mind... it is only us meh? see who is the one block ambulance today.

why fight durian with us

i got many bros from china but today got this news and i upset with them... this world got so many different kind of fruits... got papaya got banana got mango why u all choose to fight with us durian leh? one durian tree takes 10 years to grow. 兄弟, i only want to give u this peom hope u understand my feeling. 煮豆燃豆萁 豆在釜中泣。本是同根生 相煎何太急? 何太急啊？

feeling

A few people ask me to post my feeling on FB after i read the newspaper today. They ask me whether i got mixed feeling anot. Honestly, every human being also got feeling. But this time round i prefer to keep my feelings in my heart so dont ask me anymore.... becos i not feeling well... this morning i greedy i ate 4 pratas, normally two is more than enough for me. feel like boxing someone face.

ns also got good

last night bro marc my best indian fren came back to visit us from the down under. so me and 3 other bros went to meet him to eat yusheng, their names are tan, tan and tan hahaha. during dinner we talk and laugh about our foolish days in the army. then on my way home, i think to myself, sometime we scold army @#$%^&* but looking back it is also becos of army we have many bros who wil be with us a lifetime. no meh?

throw face lawyer

just now i left abit of energy from dec so i go gym for a jog. then who knows in front of me got this tv, show this joker lawyer put advertisement say can help pple do divorce for $1600. wah piang eh he so desparate for money meh? if we got frens quarrel their wife or hubby we confirm smooth talk them to shakehand and say sorry not divcorce. correct? but this lawyer so throw face do this kind of biz. so i angry him. i called him say if he needs money for CNY can ask me i can refer him to my frens, they like to lend pple money one.

thank you frens

Today i quite emo becos festive season coming to an end. Then my frens muthu, xiuxiu and petesen came over to have lunch with me. i have to say this is just so cheers loh. but this xiuxiu poorthing accidently box her own face... so we all rush to save her but we also laugh at her at the same time. so i think to myself one year quite long, good thing is we all have frens to help and laugh at one another. So to all my frens thank you and happy new year.