National education for bad eggs

today petesen told me singapore got another two more cases of attempt kidnap. now police also say dun play play liao. police tell us to stay calm and take snapshot of the bad eggs.

i think i should also do my part give people some national education here. Number 1, i confirmx1000 in this situation singapore women wouldnt stay calm one. i tell you if you snatch their husband they will be very angry with you, short maybe 1,2 days, long maybe 1,2 months. but if you snatch their babies i confirm they fight with u until they give u die a horrible death. becos we are a community of kind people who love children alot.

today i only have point Number 1 becos this point is damn serious. u dun believe me? u try kidnap me, although i already 35, u see what my mother will do to you. i confirm she rent a leopard tank ramp u down.

please think twice before u do it again.

howcome like that but no alarm please

My friend petesen recently told me two news I hear already I angry until I cry. He told me changi airport want to build T4. Since I like to see aeroplane so this not a bad idea I have to say. But to my shockness they say only foregin architect firm can apply to design T4. Wah piang eh, like that say then SG architect can siam oneside liao. whose decision is this? Come on lah, ang moh company end up maybe also is prc architect. Just like our branded foreign underwear end up also make in china hahaha. anyway local architect dun be discourage, I teach u one good method to get around this restriction. dun wastetime go write letter protest. I suggest u go register another company in batam then u become foreign liao loh hahaha. or learn from muthu prata stall go register u company in british virgin island then enjoy tax free. anyway I really wanna know who is the person who make this decision, want to see his wife and children, see whether they all is make in singapore or foreign country.

SG really no good meh? then howcome recently got people wanna come steal our babies? petesen told me got two cases liao. To these kidnapper I want to tell you please dun do it again becos what you doing is very bad hearted. this is worse than murder! its like killing people whole family! you need money I can recommend u friends to lend u but u must remember to pay them back, they are quite fierce if u forget. But what really angry me is police tell us dun anyhow alarm. you confirm anot? come to your own children I tell u dun alarm how u feel? No alarm, no wonder my fren mas salmat can last time so romantic row boat to malaysia holiday and the two ang moh boys beat our people can still fly home find papa mama. No wonder our neighbor malaysia is now safer than us. duh! btw how is cnb and scdf ex chiefs case coming along?

get real boys

today i go xiuxiu house see movie, finally get to watch 那些年。its a taiwanese movie abt this teenage boy chase gal chase until 30plus end up someone else go marry her. hahaha. I have to say i watch already I got feel abit emo and want to go back teenage years again and chase gal. but confirm i will not be so cmi go chase my classmate, i confirm chase the english teacher, I find her more pretty. Hahaha. No wonder my english also cmi LOL.

Let me encourage young boys who believe this kind of story. this kind of story in real life have is have but not so bitter sweet and wouldn't linger so long one. You all think eat durian meh? From my failed chase gals experiences. If this kind of scenario happened to you, maybe you will emo and cry and drink some beer but ten years later or less you will either

(1) got no more emo abt it or
(2) forget how that gal face look like (those who remember might be amazed howcome your taste so strange last time) or
(3) also forget her name (maybe the mushy small names u might still remember becos its damn disgusting, eg 小蘑菇(little mushroom) ) or
(4) forget why you so emo abt it in the first place.

But if you still emo and remember every single detail after ten years, I suggest why not you stop watching this kind of movie or listen to lovey dovey songs. Get real and get a life please. Bro no one is going to watch your version of 那些年 and admire you they will only ask u go find a real gal.

intellectual joke

yesterday i went out with xiuxiu for supper then she told me that got this kind of atas joke call intellectual joke. its for clever people to enjoy. she says this kind of joke must use brain then can laugh one. nvm, but why she look me down say my standard confirm wouldn't be able to tell intellectual joke. i think to myself... really meh? i thought we just use our mouth to laugh howcome clever people must be different must use brain to laugh one? so i think why not just give it a try. since petesen got study until university and is still on MC so i go test it out on him. here is my intellectual joke.

Q: What is similar between a clarinet and lawsuit?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

i have to say this is really not funny to me at all but to my surprise petesen laugh until his tears splash out loh... i can even see his tears laugh as they fly pass me... such a horror sight i have to say... anyway i confirm petesen has a very big brain.

petesen jumped off the bed

today i very busy but no choice have to go ICU with muthu to visit petesen becos he is still in coma. then when i am there i see him lay there like got nothing to do so i read newspaper let him listen just in case he is still interested to know what is going on around him. so i try to choose some news more relevant to him one, like today newspaper got says no transport fare concessions for poly students and disabled. then who knows after hearing this news petesen suddenly jump off the bed and shouted "HOWCOME LIKE THAT!?"

then muthu also dunno why say he sympathetic these groups of people. my fren muthu just like to talk nonsense, i angry him and i ask him, you confirm you got say this from the bottom of your heart anot!? i told him if confirm not from his heart then dun act like teenage gal like to call people poorthing. anyway all i want to say is no one in our society is disabled unless you design a society that disable them.

petesen in A&E... coma

Got this man thinks his voice is very nice went to record his singing in some lap-sap ktv then upload to youtube. i have to say to him please at least try listening to it yourself first before you upload to youtube or at least put your name down as the singer instead of jay chou. my fren petesen last night got nothing to do go listen youtube, accidentally hear you voice now he is in A&E coma... next month he want to marry xiuxiu u know!

i am going to buy a bungalow house

today i got nothing to do so i bring my car out for a spin. i feeling very happy so in the car i sing jay chou song 'cowboy very busy'. then who knows at traffic light there got one gal laugh me becos she saw me sing until like very emo. so ignorant. all i have to say is she have to catch up with the latest development. she din know why i so happy meh? last night my fren muthu told me now people who can earn $1000 every month can buy one small flat. i din want to say only, during durian season i one DAY can earn $4000+++ already, what is $1000.... later i am going to buy a small bungalow house from my property agent fren. i told him already inside must got one swimming pool link to the sea one then i can invite muthu, petesen and xiuxiu come my house for bbq.