Sunday, 26 February 2012

Dogs are man best friends.

Just now i got nothing to do so my friend petesen teach me how to use google to search for pictures. since i am a animal lover so i go use google search for fishs, cats and dogs. after seeing the photos, i have to emphasize that dogs are man best frens. so if u outside angry with other people, i advice you dont anyhow use dogs to describe them because this is very rude to the doggies. dogs cannot talk your language but they also got feeling one. if you ask me how I know? i can tell you here because i am also their best friend. Here is my favorite dog the rottweiler.

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

today i emo

Today I emo nothing to do so listen to jay chou song and read last night xinmin newspaper. Nowadays I find xinmin news like more accurate somemore got nice photos to see. Then I read got this pervert man go neighbor house rape the maid twice then threw her downstair! Shock anot!? Lucky the gal survive. Guys when gals say no please respect their no ok. This man worse then animal must throw him in dungeon. Talking about animal recently my fren petesen told me got one guy lang-ga one lovely dog, end up the dog die on the road. They say this guy is national bowler he play bowling is very steady. Play bowling steady anot I cannot confirm beocs I dunno who is he but I confirm he drive car is like not very steady hahaha. He say his car only brush the dog. come on loh, although my english is not very good but I still know brush is for teeth, when u lang-ga a dog on the road, in english we call it bang. Correct?

Friday, 17 February 2012

i got one funny dream


Today after lunch nothing to do so i go take a nap. Then i make one funny dream in my sleep. muthu gave me and petesen ticket to go watch a football match. the match like quite exciting got two v strong team. then who knows suddenly got one extra team also turn up. this team like very funny. last time i go watch basket ball match they also there to compete then i go watch street soccer they also there. dunno why they like that, maybe they just like to play sport with people. then during the match the extra team like v fierce, got do slidding tackle also got do bicycle kick. but v sad 90mins they didn't touch the ball even once hahaha. end up the match finish the score is 2:1. xiuxiu recently teach me how to do math, count percentage and ratio. 2:1 means 66.7% to 33.3%. i got count correctly anot?

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

muthu also got whisper blowing system

Today valentine day nothing to do in the afternoon so i go coffeeshop find muthu for chit chat. this petesen and xiuxiu also dunno go where, few days never see them already. then when i reach the coffeeshop i saw muthu busy drawing some organizaton chart. he told me it is his latest whisper blowing system. i also never hear before what whisper blowing system? so he explain to me say for example if his prata helper found people in his prata shop got improper behavior the helper can whisper to his prata supervisor to take proper action, in this system the supervisor cannot paotoh helper name. i have to say this sound cool, like very logical especially recently so many improper behavior saga. so i ask him then what happen if the helper found muthu got improper behavior. then muthu frown like i so stoopi cannot understand his efficient system, he point to his organization chart and say according to this chart the helper will report to his supervisor and the supervisor will report to him, no hierarchy involve, if not happy can also make small report to his wife. i think to myself, if i am the supevisor i confirm also wouldn't paotoh any names loh, just make sure the helper flip his pratas proper can liao hahaha....

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

sometime nasty people have their kind and lovely side too

this morning nothing to do so i decide to go out to enjoy some fresh air. So my fren petesen suggest we go tampines open field. he say there quite nice and got fresh air. since my durian also finish selling last night so i agree. Then who knows when we reach the open field we saw 200 Bangladeshi labourers seating there. hosehbo? why at this time of the day when i decide to go there emo?... confirm cannot be they go there for suntan mah... LOL. so we ask them what they doing there. to our horror they told us their employer didn't paid them salary for three month liao so they are there to protest! the towkay also one kind... earn big bucks drive big car still go eat these laboror hardearn money... i hear already i angry until i cry.

this incident make me think about my fren muthu. people always say he is a nasty guy but recently he took a 50% paycut and he increase his prata store helper salary by 5% or maybe 15%. so i think to myself, sometime nasty people have their kind and lovely side too. correct? hahaha

Sunday, 5 February 2012

why got people so heartless?

Just now during supper xiuxiu told me got property agent tell her in singapore, nearby elder-care centres hurt resale flat price. got buyer even take advantage of nearby centre serving old folks to negotiate down the property price. wah piang eh! i cant believe got people really go do this kind of thing, so heartless. but i remember last time bishan is a cemetery but property price now went up like crazy. why people dun mind live with ghost but mind live near old people.

i think to myself no one in our society should be despised unless we build a society to despise them. correct? in fact i can tell you old people is a majority in our society almost like 90% becos most of us will grow old one day. feel like want to box someone face today... angry until i cannot sleep.

Friday, 3 February 2012

Too much singlish is not good

This morning xiuxiu told me that i speak too much singlish not too nice. she is right especially after the teochew porridge owner allegation saga, we should be more careful with the singlish word we use so we will not be misunderstood, these old fashion words are 'if, i think, seriously, basically, honestly, actually, MY GUT FEEL TELL ME'

the last one is especially misleading. last time when i work outside got a lot of senior people tell me about their gut feeling... as a new bird it sounds convincing and it makes them look like they are very experience and a-sai.... but most of the time when we singaporean use our gut to feel that means we do not have the actual numbers or facts in our head, we are just guessing, correct? this is make worse when young engineer fresh from uni/poly also learn this singlish and start to use their gut feeling.... becareful with the words we use... not everyone is like HSBC... the world local bank.

Thursday, 2 February 2012

this is singapore please respect one another, thank you

my fren muthu is really boliao and no respect for people feeling ... he still want to say the teochew porridge stall owner outside got woman, the stall owner already say if this is rumors then no comment...but this muthu say he used the word "IF" so that means confirm is true liao....this is singapore u know, when a singaporean says 'if this is rumor then no comments', what he means is 'This is rumor so I do not wish to comment further.' i told muthu if he dunno then learn from hsbc loh... the world local bank.

what is more important is i wish muthu can respect people feeling. the stall owner wife already say her hubby outside no woman liao then he keep saying have have have, u toking simi allegation i dun understand i only know this is very hurting to the wife feeling loh, correct? anyway i already advice him to go see a physcotrist doc becos he got pervert mind keep thinking people outside got dirty extramarriage affair.... 很下流 loh.... i think already i also blush.

btw please dun anyhow take people photo when they are talking in private ok? this is very rude.