Sunday, 29 January 2012
why you play with my feeling?
today i no mood eat breakfast becos quite emo from the news yesterday. then who knows petesen told me the news yesterday is only rumors. the stall owner where got CCA outside, he din open stall becos he go out bai-nian. gongxi gongxi. young couple CNY go bai-nian sounds very reasonable mah. no meh? howcome nowadays mainstream news anyhow write people one? lucky the stall owner is a good guy, he says if its rumors then no need to comment liao, his wife standing beside him also like that say. i think to myself this is very cool loh. but i tell you if change to someone else like xiuxiu smallgas roommate lily, she confirm sue you until you bank account chiu one.
Saturday, 28 January 2012
why u double standard
Just now my fren muthu told me one gossip say the teochew porridge stall owner din open stall for one week liao maybe outside got woman. So I angry him and ask him confirm anot? Howcome last week he told me and petesen dun judge the fireman korkor who can save bukom fire but endup drop his fire extinguisher and pants when he see the sexy IT jiejie then now he double standard jump conclusion the stall owner. This stall owner only din open stall for one week mah then he anyhow say he outside got ECA. Really want to box his face loh.
Wednesday, 25 January 2012
where is the integrity?
Just now during dinner muthu told me got two bigshots kana investigated by CPIB, wah this news shock me bigtime loh. But muthu say don't pass judgement since no details are given. I think he is right becos newspaper also got write about their hero stories last time and somemore say they are scholars go overseas study one. But I think to myself, then howcome when my poor fren also kana investigated last time the news write full story and show his ugly mugshot. Then somemore never intro us his history like pool and daidi class champion? Bigshots face more impt isit? My fren ip man after he beat the ang moh die say, human is got rich and poor but integrity we are all the same. Well say bro ip.
Saturday, 21 January 2012
ordinary can be beautiful too
today petesen and i decide to go photoshooting with our blackberry smartphone. after seeing this photo, i think to myself, this world got a lot of ordinary looking people and places but if we can stop for a moment to appreciate their presence, i have to say they actually can be quite beautiful one. correct?
Wednesday, 18 January 2012
singaporean where are you rushing to?
Yesterday petesen told me a news I go home I angry until I cry. Got this foolish man go speed at school zone then bang a little boy at traffic light and took his life away from his parents. I think to myself, Singaporean where r u rushing to? I have to say that SG is not say cannot speed but u must choose the right location. For example ecp at fort road there u can try the shear bridge ramp, also aye beside nus there u can showoff to the nus meimei. Don't anyhow blame garmen for bad traffic system man more impt we must be aware of the surrounding and have a caring heart. Correct?
Tuesday, 17 January 2012
xo sause? why dun you go jump pole dance?
last night muthu try to use prata to explain to me, petesen and xiuxiu a simple logic, this one is really duh loh, he think we no brain meh? need local food to understand simple logic, so insulting. but what confuse us is why he want to fry prata with xo sause? isit becos he prata not nice so need xo sause hahaha. somemore he want to sell it for $10... come on loh he is muthu not vertu dun anyhow take one cheap HP sell $10k can? but he say he can sell $10 becos he sell prata for passion not money... this one really force me box his face, aaron kwok ai ai ai bu wan also not so 肉麻 loh, 使北肉麻loh. so much passion why dont he go jump pole dance that one confirm passion x1000. hahaha.
Friday, 13 January 2012
Our NS boys
Last night petesen show me one sg army movie... can see that our NS boys really suffer man, want to book out see gf liao then suddenly ask them come back fight war... i think their gfs confirm fight war with them first loh, then somemore make them walk with 30kg bag 12km in 100min, without their maid leh hahaha, then worst thing is they give him one tiny rope ask him jump down from helicopter, ah ...long chase money also not so firece loh, actually why cannot wait for the copter to land first... honestly speak i see already also heart pain dun say their parent confirm cry one... last time they baby they so love love them... so i think to myself... even though our NS boys are smelly, their mouth is full of vugalrity and like to see gals up to 3 times their age... they sacrifice to protect us from the imaginery red force is cannot deny one. so guys love our NS boys please.
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
new biz idea
i want to do one new biz... rent fake ambulance to the pervert mind pple so they can block my fake ambulance and satisfy their pervert desire. just now i went out with petesen for a spin then who know got this pervert mind guy drive alpha romeo go block ambulance dont let it filter to hospital... so i angry him and i chase him. of cos u all know my car can catch up with him so i block him ask him come down i want to give him national education... but this ang moh guy scare come down settle with me... pple say singaporean no civil mind... it is only us meh? see who is the one block ambulance today.
Sunday, 8 January 2012
why fight durian with us
i got many bros from china but today got this news and i upset with them... this world got so many different kind of fruits... got papaya got banana got mango why u all choose to fight with us durian leh? one durian tree takes 10 years to grow. 兄弟, i only want to give u this peom hope u understand my feeling. 煮豆燃豆萁 豆在釜中泣。本是同根生 相煎何太急? 何太急啊?
Thursday, 5 January 2012
feeling
A few people ask me to post my feeling on FB after i read the newspaper today. They ask me whether i got mixed feeling anot. Honestly, every human being also got feeling. But this time round i prefer to keep my feelings in my heart so dont ask me anymore.... becos i not feeling well... this morning i greedy i ate 4 pratas, normally two is more than enough for me. feel like boxing someone face.
Wednesday, 4 January 2012
ns also got good
last night bro marc my best indian fren came back to visit us from the down under. so me and 3 other bros went to meet him to eat yusheng, their names are tan, tan and tan hahaha. during dinner we talk and laugh about our foolish days in the army. then on my way home, i think to myself, sometime we scold army @#$%^&* but looking back it is also becos of army we have many bros who wil be with us a lifetime. no meh?
Monday, 2 January 2012
throw face lawyer
just now i left abit of energy from dec so i go gym for a jog. then who knows in front of me got this tv, show this joker lawyer put advertisement say can help pple do divorce for $1600. wah piang eh he so desparate for money meh? if we got frens quarrel their wife or hubby we confirm smooth talk them to shakehand and say sorry not divcorce. correct? but this lawyer so throw face do this kind of biz. so i angry him. i called him say if he needs money for CNY can ask me i can refer him to my frens, they like to lend pple money one.
Sunday, 1 January 2012
thank you frens
Today i quite emo becos festive season coming to an end. Then my frens muthu, xiuxiu and petesen came over to have lunch with me. i have to say this is just so cheers loh. but this xiuxiu poorthing accidently box her own face... so we all rush to save her but we also laugh at her at the same time. so i think to myself one year quite long, good thing is we all have frens to help and laugh at one another. So to all my frens thank you and happy new year.
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