who say singaporean over-react mrt saga?

This morning my fren muthu told me one joke. He says last time when he was in London the train breakdown is normal, he surprise singaporean over-reacted mrt saga. i LOL until my tears splash out loh. i told him back NO.1 i never been to london how i know, NO.2 why compare lower standard? Ang moh so what? their train break our train also must break meh? then they got mad cow u want anot i give u? hahaha, NO.3... actually i laugh until i forget but i told him last time when i was in calcutta the prata bigger than bicycle wheel only sell me 4c his prata so small sell me 80c.

wastespace

Recently the sky keep raining so i no choice go gym with petesen. Then this petesen go wastespace walk on trackmill slower than my neighbor cat.. he slow nvm but he slow until the auntie wait behind one also scold him. "petesen ah, u go home walk lah, auntie ai cheong liao leh." After this petesen go wastespace again sit on benchpress and facebook xiuxiu sweetnothing... wah all the muscle korkor wait behind him until their muscle also sag loh. Angry him like anything man really feel like facebox then neckbreak him loh. Correct?

ponding

just now muthu told me the water at orchard road is not called flooding its called ponding. Hahaha, don't test my english leh. Want to go orchard fishing anot?

congratulation

Since someone lovely sms-ed me today to ask about petesen's proposal and petesen has given me the honor to share the good news on his behalf, I hereby annouce that xiuxiu agrees to be his wife! Congratulation xiuxiu and petesen!

ah beng didi

Just now i went out to take a breather from the mrt saga. Then i saw this atas gal last time sec sch i like one. But becos my english is half-piece-half-piece that kind, talk one sentence also must wait until the cow comes home, so i no choice can only sit at bus stop see other bros chase gals. This remind me of aaron tan the ah beng didi who express his love on youtube. As we move toward 1st class country, I encourage Singaporean to be more compassionate, instead of making fun, we should correct him out of love, afterall he is a Singapore son also. Correct? Please people, don't force me box your face K?

RIP KJI

Today petesen tan told me the uncle who sells giant ping pong fishball noodle mati liao. His fishball is so big that ang moh so scare. Honestly, I got mixed feeling when I hear this news, not just becos I will miss his unique face but also I cannot confirm if he is a good or evil man. I think he is 人在江湖生不由己吧. Not sure his secret receipt got give his son anot but this xmas i pray for world peace. RIP KJI.

where got law?

My fren muthu told me mrt ridership increase and profit also increase is very steady. I hear already I angry until I cry. Everyday kind hearted people wake up early take mrt go work support the economy but mrt boss see us as profit. Where got law!?

有踏油

Today petesen book out from in-camp so I pick him up. He says my car no step oil very slow. I angry him I tell him mrt '有踏油' so what? Also slower than my car. Since he don't want to go out field next week I box his face let him go report sick.

stay calm

muthu tells me if mrt breakdown again must stay calm. I tell him back confirm is stay calm what, want to faint already how to act rush? That man who smash the mrt window who are u? You are my bro now.

wedding proposal

My fren petesen called me from in-camp say want to propose to xiuxiu. He wants to take her sit cable car then when they reach middle of the sea, muthu will shoot fireworks bom until the whole sky turns purple then he will hire one 1941 zero fighter plane with the number 1314 to fly pass... at this moment he will take out 888 roses to propose and when she says yes the song 'fly me to the moon' will fill up the whole sentosa sky. He confirm xiuxiu will surprise until cry and say yes... i have to say singapore men are actually quite romantic given the fact that last month they already go apply hdb so the answer is confirm 我愿意 long time ago liao.

taxi increase price again

Just now visit muthu saw his stall say tmr start sell paper prata. So I tell him paper prata is for gals eat one. But he say the coffeeshop owner ask him fix his price but forget to ask mrt and taxi to fix price also. So he no choice cannot increase price he reduce flour loh, make paper prata fake people is best liao. Wah piang eh, I have to say this prata man flip his brain faster than he flip his prata loh.

emo song

Today I listen youtube, eason chan song, almost want to get into emo liao, then who knows see the mtv is real one but listen the voice is someone else sing in dunno which SG ktv one... wah piang eh please loh dun anyhow think your voice very nice put on youtube can?... people accidentally listen can die one u know...

be kind in 2012

Today petesen go reservist so i go out with xiuxiu for xmas shopping. On the way xiuxiu asked me how many pple i angry this year... why girls sometime like to ask this kind brain twister question? so i said those i know name one abt 5-6, dunno name one on ECP, PIE and hawker centres abt 300-400 loh... then she frown say i must be a nicer person next year... i have to say xiuxiu is right, let us all be a kinder person in 2012 ba.

drive responsibility

Tonight after dinner I went on for a spin to enjoy the night sky. Then who knows on ECP there is this young punk challenge me, I already at 120 he still can zoom pass me. Wondering why I don't dare to challenge back I put my hand into my pocket to check if it is still there. Yes, its there, my wallet with family photo. For the sake of your love ones, drive responsibility.

lovey couple

Yesterday afternoon petesen and i sat at coffeeshop eat duck feet and see people. Saw this old chinese couple in their late 70s holding hands. So i said wah swee, so lovey... then this petesen LOL say they confirm have their own husband and wife at home one... Why singaporeans always have to find loopholes in every goodness!? Lucky he my fren... if not i sure box his face.

must show love to our frens

Today during breakfast, muthu held my hand and thank me for being his best chinese friend. So I asked him why is he so emo. He said we should show appreciation and love to our friends when they are still around. I have to say muthu is a wise man...

xmas go where

During dinner, I shared with petesen, xiuxiu and muthu that xmas is about God comes to live with us. They all laughed say me chao ah beng english so lousy go church understand meh? Hahaha. I angry them but I hold back and explained that Jesus loves us regardless who we are. They become touched and decided to attend xmas service with me this year. Wah! Swee!

Shrinking HDB

Petesen asked me howcome muthu told him that flat size is shrinking to adapt to changing household sizes. He told me obviously his household size has increased over the years... his son is fatter than him, he is fatter than his father and his father is fatter than his grandfather. He lucky he is my friend, if not I sure box his face.

press once can already

During supper, my friend xiuxiu who sell tiger beer at coffeeshop told me that she finds the 'Press Once Can Already' sticker at the traffic lights very informative and educational... she see many people got study alot one also got keep pressing the traffic light before... but what she don't understand is why LTA says it is a prank and warned to fine that kind-hearted bro.

en-bloc

My fren Petesen told me that he has not even settle his grandfather Bukit Brown home, his own house at Rocher Road also kana SERS... 在土地有限的新加坡，人和鬼一样，都有机会中en-blo.

HDB flat

My friend muthu told me that construction of smaller flats does not compromise quality of living. Really meh? Then how come I go his house watch tv his washing machine is behind me?

nice to meet you

Hi, my name is maoshanwang. My friend petesen recommend me to blogger since I like to share photos and stories with people. I have to say blogger has cool features and it is very suitable for me.